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Here you’ll find everyting I’m doing on the web updated live.

March 9th
1:24:am	JeffParsons: @WmDUKE67 I do, but lately anything I've wanted to post has fit the Facebook crowd and not the Twitter crowd.
1:16:am	JeffParsons: @TransMediaMaine I spend a good 2-3 hours a day on my personal Facebook. Half hour a day on work Facebook.
1:02:am	JeffParsons: I think I'm starting to lose my love for Twitter. Been doing a lot more Facebook lately.
March 8th
11:45:pm	JeffParsons: Never accidentally put your fat pants on to go grocery shopping and then bend over to get a 12 pack of Tab.
March 7th
8:00:pm	JeffParsons: If all you people spent as much time and energy tending a real farm instead of Farmville, there'd be no one hungry in the world.
March 6th
12:41:am	JeffParsons: This is what I'm doing right now. http://twitpic.com/16tzyt
March 5th
11:22:pm	JeffParsons: Huge fire in the median north of Tukey's bridge. Looks like a controlled burn. http://twitpic.com/16tjx4
March 4th
11:17:pm	JeffParsons: Friends don't let friends confuse Rip Torn with Rip Taylor.
4:37:pm	JeffParsons: "I say La. La-la-la laaaaa. La-la-la laaaaaa. La la la la-la la la-la la laaaaaa."
March 3rd
12:48:pm	JeffParsons: It wasn't pizza, but this deliciousness from the Corner Room works! http://twitpic.com/16df28
12:32:pm	JeffParsons: Pizza coming in for breakfast. That should make things better today. At least until 10.
March 2nd
3:19:pm	JeffParsons: I'll be watching Oprah today for the second time in as many months. First Jay Leno after screwing Conan, and today it's @ebertchicago
12:48:pm	JeffParsons: WTF?!?! That is all.
March 1st
11:42:pm	JeffParsons: @choley Well?
11:39:pm	JeffParsons: @GRMPYgrl08 That sounds kinda dirty.
11:34:pm	JeffParsons: You're too young if when I say "Uncle Jesse" you think of Full House rather than Dukes of Hazzard.
4:48:pm	10 Types Of People Who Try To Quit Facebook… And Fail
February 28th
2:23:am	JeffParsons: Google street view FAIL in Bangor: http://bit.ly/9WZxi4
February 26th
8:33:pm	Facebook Prepares Developers For Notifications D-Day
5:27:pm	JeffParsons: I feel a blog post coming on this weekend at thejeffparsonsproject.com if I can squeeze some time in. I'm overdue for a post.
3:10:pm	JeffParsons: Really draggin' ass today and I'm afraid it shows.
February 24th
9:50:pm	JeffParsons: It's funny how so many @PressHerald website commenters can turn any story into an opportunity to bitch about how this state sucks.
2:00:pm	Jay Leno's 'Tonight Show' Promo Gets a Music Makeover
February 23rd
3:23:pm	JeffParsons: Superman comic book sells for $1 million \| The Portland Press Herald / Maine Sunday Telegram: http://bit.ly/cK3HP3
2:57:pm	JeffParsons: Chase Bank needs to get some customer service reps that speak English as their first language or I'll be saying "What? Excuse me? Huh?"
February 22nd
9:31:pm	JeffParsons: Best food in Florida? Steak 'n Shake. Damn we need some of that up north! It would crush the other burger joints.
8:38:pm	JeffParsons: I still haven't watched one bit of the Olympics and don't feel I've missed a thing. I feel exactly the same way about American Idol. (yawn)
3:49:pm	JeffParsons: @rachyrach1 Florida was good, but I think I brought the cold weather with me. Never made it above 70.
3:27:pm	JeffParsons: The turnover rate at Dunkin' seems pretty high. I was gone for a week and there are all new people behind the counter today.
1:22:pm	JeffParsons: @MarkMacLaughlin I will have to check it out next time I go to Florida. Looks like there's one near my parents place.
February 21st
2:46:am	JeffParsons: Back in Maine after a week in Florida. I would have expected you people to clean up around here while I was gone but no. Just like I left it
February 20th
1:40:am	JeffParsons: Oh look! Tiger apologized today. Now on to some news I give two shits about.
February 17th
11:20:am	JeffParsons: Rock vs. windshield on the drive down from ME to FL. Windshield lost when the crack grew to over 4ft long. $250 later it will be replaced.
1:06:am	JeffParsons: @alliedoux If it was just me and I didn't bring my family you'd be right. Staying with my parents for free and tolls were less than $10.
February 15th
5:43:pm	JeffParsons: Current temperature in Melbourne Florida: 69°. Sign on the office of where we are staying. "Because of the cold we have the door closed."
February 13th
2:26:am	JeffParsons: @PFND 1. It's cheaper than flying. 2. Rather have my 3 year old cranky in a car than on an airplane. 3. My parents live there.
2:12:am	JeffParsons: The east coast trek begins tomorrow morning. Driving 1697 miles from Maine to Florida. Strap in people. It's gonna be a loooooonnngggg ride.
February 12th
9:12:pm	JeffParsons: After an 11 hour day, I'm going home. Vacation begins in 3...2...1....NOW!
11:14:am	JeffParsons: My bonehead move of the week: I stopped half a second before I put laundry detergent in the dryer.
February 11th
4:28:pm	JeffParsons: Movies in the pipe to be remade: Escape From New York, The Black Hole, Robocop. WTF movies being made: Battleship and Stretch Armstrong
3:12:pm	JeffParsons: Escalators are not an amusement park ride. Thank you.
February 10th
3:18:pm	JeffParsons: @CybeleBrooks Once it gets out of hand the guilt goes away quickly.
3:15:pm	JeffParsons: Just set up a filter in Gmail that automatically deletes email from a certain person whenever there is FWD in the subject. That felt good.
11:13:am	JeffParsons: RT @videosawyer: I would like to be the sweet creamy filling in a Betty White and Barbara Walters Whoopie Pie. \| Been there done that.
11:12:am	JeffParsons: @michaelbdumas Mundane? Mediocre?
11:08:am	JeffParsons: MTV has finally officially dropped the "music television" from its logo, 15 years after it stopped BEING music television.
February 9th
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2:46:pm	JeffParsons: Today I would like to fill my mouth with Pop Rocks and drink some Tab to see if my head explodes.

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