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The Viacom vs. Time Warner Smoke Blowing Contest

viacom-logo-cloud-lg You’ve probably heard by now that Time Warner Cable is butting heads with Viacom, owner of television networks like MTV, VH1, Nickleodeon and Comedy Central. Viacom has said it wants to increase the rate that Time Warner has to pay in order to carry their channels. Time Warner refuses because it’s just too much of an increase, one that they will have to pass on to their subscribers. Viacom then says, fine. If you don’t pay the higher fees, you can’t carry these networks anymore.

It’s like watching two children fight. Viacom wants to charge more for Time Warner to play with its toys, and when Time Warner says no, Viacom threatens to just take their toys and go home. Now both of them are going to mom (the cable customers) and pointing at the other saying “It’s his fault!” It’s all pretty silly.

Here’s the quote on Viacom’s website:

At the expense of its customers, Time Warner Cable is moving to force Viacom channels such as Nickelodeon, COMEDY CENTRAL and MTV off the air.

Wow that’s harsh. This is from Time Warner’s corporate site:

MTV Networks wants our customers to pay millions more.  They are currently demanding price increases that are nearly triple the rate of increase under our current agreement. These increases would be excessive even in a strong economy, but given the current conditions, it’s simply not fair to our customers.

Customers will pay millions more if you count all 13 million of them. In reality it’s not nearly that extreme.

It’s all just pretty childish finger pointing if you ask me.

Here’s what I think is happening. Ad revenue is down along with the economy, so Viacom found a new way to make up the difference. Increase their rates excessively so Time Warner is forced to charge their consumers making up for Viacom’s deficit. 

Time Warner takes the stand of protecting their customers from a rate increase. Forget the fact that they increase their rates every single year at this time and offer you 20 channels you have no interest in just to get the one channel you can’t live without.

I’ll be surprised if at midnight tonight all of a sudden these channels turn to static. Neither side can afford to live without the other. Viacom can’t afford to pull their channels and lose 13 million households. Neither can Time Warner afford to lose customers to satellite TV where these channels will still be carried. Someone will blink first.

So don’t panic. The Daily Show, Yo Gabba Gabba!, and crappy reality shows will still be there tomorrow. If I’m wrong and they’re not, you can always get your fix online. The majority of the popular shows on these networks are available on iTunes, the Xbox Marketplace, or for free on the network’s websites.

Fight all you want you two. I’ll still be watching either way.

UPDATE:

(AP) – At 12:01 AM, on New Years Day, Time Warner customers found themselves able to watch their regular Viacom owned channels such as Nickelodeon, MTV, and Comedy Central. According the the Associated Press the two companies extended the deadline by an hour which helped them make the deal. Details of the agreement have not been released at this time.

Told ya.

Dexter s02e11 – Left Turn Ahead

dexters02e11 The episode before the big finale, and Dexter is having second thoughts.  He actually has a kind of heart to heart with Doakes and is all set to turn himself in. Doakes of course thinks this is great and is all set to help Dexter when he goes to the police.  Of course he is, because that means he won’t be framed for Dexter’s crimes.

Doakes does manage to escape his cage, but of course lands right in the boat of the guys coming to the cabin to pick up the drugs. Doakes says he’s a cop, which apparently is the only English they understand, and WHACK! He’s knocked unconscious.  Dexter comes to the rescue and manages to feed the bad guys to the gators. "This is awkward" he says after Doakes thanks Dexter for saving his life. Yes Dexter, this is awkward. Debra and Lundy is awkward, Angel and Lila is awkward, and Dexter deciding to tell Debra he’s the Bay Harbor Butcher is awkward.

I never thought Dexter could make me laugh out loud.  I never found Vincent’s foul humor funny, but Dexter imagining telling Debra he’s the butcher was the best humor this show has done yet. In his head, when Dexter says to Debra "I’m the Bay Harbor Butcher" she either jokes on her steak, screams "Get down on the ground mother fucker!!", breaks down in hysterics, or just pulls out her gun and shoots Dexter between the eyes.  I had to rewind that sequence a few times because I was laughing so hard.

Wow, Lila is one sexy bitch! Not only does she enjoy being topless, she enjoys being psychotic! After she torched her place on purpose and tried to frame Angel by taking the date rape drug all in an attention starved plea for Dexter, I didn’t think there was anything left she could do. Now she breaks into Dexter’s mini-van while he’s out on the boat with Rita and the kids, and steals his GPS that contains all his previously visited locations!!  Where does she end up?  At the cabin with Doakes screaming for help. Oh….my…God…Becky!

So there’s one episode left, and the good news is there will be a third season.  Even more good news is that the final episode got leaked on the Internet.  I could do two things.  I could be patient and wait until it airs Sunday, or do what every other Dexter fan is doing and download it and watch it on the XBox 360 with it’s recently added DivX and XviD support.  Which do you think I’ll do?

Yeah, you’re right.